Not Another F***ing Elf.

While this is only the third day of Christmas, there are already aspects of the season celebration that are growing old. Number One among gthe least desirable are elves. It's easy to understand how C.S. Lewis felt when he interrupted one of Tolkein's readings of "The Lord of the Rings" to his Oxford colleagues w/: "Oh no, not another (f***ing elf!" (Now before you write and attack me for such language, remember; don't shoot the messanger. I am simply replacing the Beloved C. S. Lewis who was much the wordsmith and still thought it the appropriate word when faced with even more elves. 

Other than David Saderis, it's time for all the elves to go away.